BoJack Horseman is more than just an animated show—it’s a brilliant mix of dark humor, existential wisdom, and brutally honest life lessons. Whether you’re here for funny one-liners, deep reflections, or sarcastic burns, these quotes capture the best of BoJack and the gang.
1. Deep & Existential BoJack Horseman Quotes 🌌
- “You know, it’s funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
- “You can’t keep doing this. You can’t keep doing terrible things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay!”
- “It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day—that’s the hard part.”
- “I don’t know how to be happy.”
- “In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make.”
- “I don’t believe in deep down. I think all you are is just the things that you do.”
- “Sometimes, I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me.”
- “You are all the things that are wrong with you.”
- “You can’t just run away from your problems forever.”
- “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movies.”
- “One day, you’re going to look around and realize you’re all alone.”
- “Am I doomed to be the person I am?”
- “You have to be accountable for the things you do.”
- “I need you to tell me that I’m a good person. I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I’m a good person.”
- “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on both of us for being in this weird relationship.”
2. BoJack Horseman Quotes About Life & Struggles 🖤
- “Every day, it gets a little harder. But you do it anyway. That’s the job.”
- “No one watches the credits anyway.”
- “Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”
- “You can’t save everyone.”
- “I think there are people that help you become the person you end up being, and you can be grateful for them even if they were never meant to be in your life forever.”
- “You are responsible for your own happiness.”
- “The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning; it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually, you’ll be dead.”
- “I don’t think I believe in ‘deep down.’ I kinda think that all you are is just the things that you do.”
- “There’s no such thing as ‘bad guys’ or ‘good guys.’ We’re all just people who do good stuff sometimes and bad stuff sometimes.”
- “You ever get that feeling that you’re the worst person in the world?”
- “I want to feel good about myself the way you do. How do you do that?”
- “People don’t change just because you want them to.”
- “I spent so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be.”
- “I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky misadventures.”
- “You can’t keep blaming your past for your future.”
3. Funny & Sarcastic BoJack Horseman Quotes 🤣
- “I need a strong drink and a peer-reviewed study about why I’m so unhappy.”
- “I have a major announcement to make: I am drunk.”
- “Why does it have to be dinner? Why can’t we just grab a quick coffee? Why can’t we just be two strangers who meet briefly and then never see each other again?”
- “I don’t like anything, okay? I’m miserable. That’s my thing.”
- “Do you ever get the feeling that everyone else is having more fun than you?”
- “Oh, great. Another drunk clown with a gun.”
- “I’m not the problem. It’s the world that’s the problem.”
- “I see you’ve been watching me fall apart from the comfort of your moral high ground.”
- “I can’t believe this is a world where I actually have to explain why my behavior is bad.”
- “It’s not a party until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a party!”
- “The only thing worse than being alone is people knowing that you’re alone.”
- “I need a break from my own bad decisions.”
- “I’m not afraid of commitment—I just don’t think it’s right for me at this stage in my life or ever.”
- “This is a bad idea, which makes it a perfect BoJack idea.”
- “I don’t have a drinking problem. I just have a drinking solution.”
4. BoJack Horseman Quotes About Love & Relationships 💔
- “It’s amazing how much I miss her, even though she was never really here.”
- “I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be.”
- “When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
- “You don’t get to be the victim just because you hurt people.”
- “You know it’s funny, when you let go of your pride, it’s amazing what you can get away with.”
- “I don’t think I believe in ‘soulmates.’ I just think there are people who get you, and people who don’t.”
- “You can’t force someone to love you.”
- “It’s a weird thing when someone sees you the way you wish you were.”
- “You can’t force a happy ending.”
- “Sometimes you don’t get closure, you just move on.”
- “If you really care about someone, sometimes the best thing you can do is stay out of their life.”
- “You never get a happy ending because there’s always more show.”
- “Love does not work like a sitcom where everything gets wrapped up in a neat little package.”
- “Love isn’t real. It was invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”
- “Just because you’re damaged doesn’t mean you have to stay that way.”
5. Mr. Peanutbutter, Princess Carolyn & Todd Chavez Quotes 🎭
Mr. Peanutbutter
- “What is this, a crossover episode?!”
- “If you ask me, the secret to happiness is low expectations.”
- “It’s a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.”
- “BoJack, when you look at someone with rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
- “The world is scary, but the key is to pretend it’s not.”
Princess Carolyn
- “Don’t you want to be loved by someone unconditionally? Not because they think they can fix you?”
- “You have to do it every day. That’s the hard part. But it does get easier.”
- “BoJack, when you feel like this, just remember: this is not forever.”
- “You know, BoJack, sometimes life’s a b—, and then you keep living.”
Todd Chavez
- “I don’t know. I kind of just think everything is meaningless, and we’re all just trying to distract ourselves from the inevitable void.”
- “You know, sometimes I feel like my whole life is just a series of unrelated wacky misadventures.”
- “I am not afraid of commitment! I just don’t think it’s right for me at this stage in my life.”
Final Thoughts: BoJack Horseman’s Impact 🎭
BoJack Horseman masterfully blends dark humor, deep philosophy, and raw emotion, making it one of the most quotable shows ever. Which BoJack quote hit you the hardest? Let me know in the comments!
